In today’s episode you get to hear the mall santa make unusual demands to random stores in the mall, set up fights with Carrot Top, talk awkwardly to little kids, and power down one of the rogue robotic elves just in the nick of time. The opening song is performed
Year: 2019
Today’s show starts off with a car ding call to a lady who doesn’t respect the dating life of a cripple, then a girl who seems to hate cats. After that you’ll hear the best rendition of Joy To The World played on kitchen pots ever, and a gas station
Hi there. It’s been awhile! Today you’re going to hear a show with just 4 pranks in it. They’re from the good ole days of 2015, back when I used to trick oil change companies into giving me customer phone numbers so I could call the customers and act like
This show will prove that 9 of 10 Americans have an irrational fear of microwaves. The opening song is a parody of Mistadobalina by Del And The Funky Homosapien Bunch, the ending song is Digging Out by Milk Plus. If you like the calls you heard in this episode, then
Today’s show is a collection of calls to trailer park managers who rarely seem to have time for my immature shenanigans. Intro music vocals by DKM90, some of the background music is Borderline by Camper Van Beethoven, ending song is Sublevel Rhapsody by Redbox and the Chilipeppers. If you like
It’s that time of year again, when people drag all their crap onto the lawn and sell it for bargain basement prices. And they sometimes include their phone number in their Craiglist ad. Which means phone calls from me. Calls from this episode are mostly taken from Snow Plow Show
Some businesses out there like to do “silent auctions” where they leave out a paper for you to put your name and phone number on to buy an item. And my listeners love sending me photos of these lists when they find them. Here are some calls I made last
Because of Matthew in Washington you’re about to hear some calls I made two years ago pretending to be with the city and telling people all the crazy things we’re about to do with their private property. Today’s version of the intro song is from HD-flat Beats. The background music
Here’s a show filled with calls to members of a church. Thanks, DKM90, for helping us eliminate Carol’s vocals in at least some of the shows. Visit DKM90 on Facebook and YouTube, or search for him on Spotify and iTunes. If you like the calls you heard in this episode,
Today’s episode brings you a small collection of my neighbors who don’t care that I got dog poop in my hair while I was lying in their lawns in the middle of the night. Opening intro song by Carol with beats by Del, background music during the outro is Applause by
This show exposes the seedy underbelly of the dart league world, including their heartless pursuits of money at the expense of helpless animals, their cold-hearted killing abilities, their willingness to drop what they’re doing to go kill someone, and their wish that I would just die under a rock. It’s