Here are a few important statistics to help you when making prank calls. First of all, we have a map showing the most excessive drinking areas of the United States. If you want to talk to an angry drunk, try Wisconsin, Montana, or any of the areas that are red or purple. Click on the map for more details.

Here’s a map Andy Anderson found that shows in which areas it’s mostly okay to use the word ‘dawg’ so that you can more effectively communicate with others.

DeadlyPliers says — 7:24 PM
I got a few https://vividmaps.com/dogs-cats-in-the-us/
https://www.scrapehero.com/starbucks-vs-dunkin-store-report/
https://word.tips/us-states-curse-words-map/
DP also called me dawg and I think he’s in a non-dawg state.